my to do list
- 1: you
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
(Source: shotacuffs, via thatpseudocomfort)
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
(via musicxloverx94)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: shsluckomaeda, via truth-will-be-legend)
